Looks like a duck?

I feel bad for anyone that loses a pet. In LA, apparently that pet can be a pheasant.

Eau de Douche?

Wonder why this one is on the clearance rack?

Literal isn't always the way to go

So I pride myself on being a pretty literal individual. I went through art school trying to impress upon everyone that your photos don't have to have some huge meaning behind them, you can like them for what they are.

Same with every conversation I've ever had about any of my tattoos.

This shirt, however, takes it to a level even I won't go.

Who would wear this?

Tourists....

Lost Dog

Saw this one today, really liked it.

My big butt seeker is back with a vengence!

He's been around the past few months, can someone call the number and find out WTF this is all about? Please?

Muffin Tops!

How great are these?

Thanks Big Lots!

What a slacker I've been!!

Sorry its been so long...

Here's a little love.

Little Tokyo, anyone know what Lexus is, besides a car?